Have you been to Romania? Men, let me tell you, it is the gem of Eastern Europe. I know everyone is talking about Czechia and Poland. But those countries are full of tourists, and the rates of everything skyrocketed. Romania is still underground. It is safe, chill, and so fun. The people are welcoming, and the chicks are crazy hot. Why do you think everyone in the UK and Germany is getting a Romanian girlfriend or wife? These ladies are smart, hot, and they know how to fuck. Or at least, this is my impression of them after visiting Romania for the first time as a tourist and spending two weeks in the country.
And while I enjoyed the local culture, mingled with the locals, tried all their food, and hit all the tourist traps, I had a side quest that I also enjoyed. I tried some of their local escorts. Let me tell you, I wasn’t disappointed at all. In fact, it is the escorts that make me think of returning to the country again this winter. I’ll tell you all about my two weeks in Romania this summer and the experience that I had with their local escorts in the following paragraphs.
Quickie In A Bucharest Massage Parlor
One thing that I quickly learned in Romania is that prostitution isn’t all that illegal. I mean, the law forbids it. But authorities look the other way. That would explain the large number of massage parlors, especially in the city centers and touristy areas. And let me tell you, I love these massage parlors way better. I experienced them in Thailand and in Japan. I even went to a massage parlor in Amsterdam. But nowhere have I been welcomed as I was in Romania.
No one tries to pull you in like in Thailand. The girls are pretty communicative, unlike Japan. And there are no rules, unlike Amsterdam. You just go in, choose one of the girls working the parlor, go to her room, and she will chat you up. She will even shower with you. Then she will start massaging your body and ask what type of service you want. You can get just the massage, a happy ending, or full-on sex.
I went with the sex service, and I had to do nothing. This cute emo chick with big tits gave me a boobjob, sucked me in sloppy ways, and then she rode me. I loved that she enjoyed the experience. Or at least she faked it out perfectly. Either way, I didn’t feel like I was using her. She wasn’t bored or tired at all. And there were no issues with the final rate. I left her a big tip though. She did so well.
The Partygirl (Hot And Expensive)
One thing that I kind of didn’t like about my Romanian escorts experience was the party girl service. Truth be told, I should have seen it coming. I didn’t choose the party girl. She was the one who chose me. I went out for a couple of drinks and ended up in a nightclub, where this ridiculously hot and porny blonde chick with fake titties and big meaty lips introduced herself to me. I appreciate the fact that she was upfront with the fact that she’s a party girl escort. But I didn’t ask for her price.
However, my dick made the decision for me, and I started partying with her. She took me to a couple of nice clubs in the area. We made out, danced, she grinded on me, and even gave me a handjob in this public bathroom between clubs. At the end of the night, she was the one who invited herself over to my hotel room. And let me tell you, the end of a club night in Romania is at 5 in the morning. The Sun was starting to shine when this blonde was done with me. She fucked me in the most intense ways. Her body was so tight and fit. She was full of stamina.
But then she gave me the price for the whole night. She asked for 400 euros. And to that, I should also add everything I spent with her out partying. I think I ended up paying 600 euros for her time. But now that I look back on it, I don’t regret it at all.
Weekend Long Booking In Timisoara
Finally, the highlight of my trip to Romania. I booked my flights to and from the country in different cities. I landed in Bucharest, and I was supposed to leave from Timisoara. That’s because I wanted a road trip in between, to see the nice country. I rented a car, and off I went. It was nice and long, but I’ll spare you the details.
Once in Timisoara, I needed a chill weekend. I went on an escort directory and found this chick who was also a yoga instructor and who advertised tantric sex and “retreat” weekends. And I booked the retreat. Her idea of a retreat was to spend time with me, massage me, and take me to public saunas and pools. I went with it. She only asked for 500 euros for the two days, and one night she spent with me. And we didn’t spend a lot on the fun activities in the little western town of Romania. She was such a cool presence. She indeed had a nice energy. And the sex was sublime. I think she’s the escort that loved her job the most from all the ones I’ve met in my life.
My Departure
And that was it for my first ever visit to Romania. I’ll definitely come again. And I’ll try spending more time in the western part of the country. It seems more like Germany to me. One thing I won’t do will be to hire party-girl escorts on the spot. I learned my lesson. But other than that, I can’t complain about this country and their escorts.